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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Top Ten Things Overheard During Obama'a Meeting With McCain
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"Oh, just preparing to be President. What have you been up to?"
"I know a guy who would be a perfect Secretary of Plumbing"
"What is the deal with that Alaskan babe?"
"Let's wrap this up; Wheel of Fortune's on"
"Seriously, what was the deal with that Alaskan babe?"
"Actually, it's now the 'Straight Talk Express and Girls Gone Wild bus' "
"Uh John, this isn't another debate"
"Where's the soup? Someone said there'd be soup!"
"I know I'm trailing by 192 electoral votes two weeks after the election, but I've got you right where I want you!"
"Maybe you'd be President-elect if you hadn't crossed Letterman"
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"I can't stay long -- I have to go to my support group with Al Gore, Bob Dole, and John Kerry"

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"The election's over, you can cut the 'my friends' nonsense"

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"Next order of business, a government bail-out of Mark Cuban"

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"Wait, Senator McCain! You forgot your teeth!"

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"I called you here because I need an ambassador to all the old people in Florida"

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"Barack, what's this meeting all about? Did I win?"

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