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Thursday, November 13, 2008

Top Ten Highlights Of The Dick Cheney/Joe Biden Meeting
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Cheney barred the door and yelled, "You'll never take me alive"
It was 3 hours of Guitar Hero
Biden gave Cheney the number for his hair plug guy
Enjoyed a nice lunch interrupted by two shotgun blasts and a heart attack
Lynne Cheney blinking out in Morse code -- "Help me. Help me. Help me."
Cheney had to leave early to get Bush's head unstuck from a microwave oven
Had a heart attack during a heart attack
They agreed the "Late Show Fun Facts" book may just be the thing to bring this country together
For about 20 minutes, Cheney's pacemaker got HBO
Upon seeing Biden, Cheney muttered, "I was hoping for the Alaskan broad"
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