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Friday, November 07, 2008

Top Ten Things George W. Bush Wants To Accomplish While Still In Office
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Finish those little projects he keeps putting off like fixing the economy
Get Cheney a "goodbye" defibrillator
Challenge Lincoln's ghost to rassle
Host farewell mixer for the detainees at Gitmo
Now that he's got nothing to lose, nail a hefty intern
Cement his legacy with a two month vacation
Put Chuck Norris on the nickel
See if Obama can take over sooner, like Tuesday
Get Condi laid
Hasn't he done enough already?
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Ask that actor from "W" if he wants to run things for the final two months

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Ask Martin Sheen how he handled the post-presidency

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Appologize to Jeb for ruining his chance of ever becoming president

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Visit states he never got around to seeing, like Ontario

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On December 4th, get out and vote

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Get Hugo Chavez to add him as a friend on Facebook

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Have Cheney's office fumigated

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Eat his weight in Totino's Pizza Rolls

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Pardon Andy Dick

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Break 20,000 points on the White House Donkey Kong machine

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