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Thursday, November 06, 2008

Top Ten New Revelations About Sarah Palin
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Thinks Fox News may still declare her and John McCain the winner
At her wedding instead of "I do," said, "You betcha!"
She and Governor Schwarzenegger once exchanged swimsuit-competition posing tips
Prepared for campaign by watching "Legally Blonde 2"
Thinks "NAFTA" stands for "Need Another Fifty Thousand for Accessories"
Begins every day by reading a passage from the hilarious Late Show Fun Facts book available everywhere
She's a person of interest in five unsolved snow machine hit-and-runs
Abused position as Governor to get free appetizers at Ancorage Applebee's
Already has a new job as Briefcase Babe #12 on "Deal Or No Deal"
Her Secret Service code name was "Huh?"
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Secretly voted for Obama so she wouldn't have to learn all of that vice-president stuff

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She's been hired to play Tammy the conniving librarian on "Desperate Housewives"

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Saved 30% on her dogsled insurance by switching to Geico

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Offered McCain the concession speech she gave after losing the Miss Alaska pageant

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In high school yearbook, was voted "Most Likely to Bring Down a Presidential Campaign"

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Wishes she'd said, "Thanks but no thanks" on that campaign to nowhere

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