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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Top Ten Excuses of the Naked Pilot
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"I was just helping her with her bags"
"You don't say 'no' to Barbara Walters"
"Well Harrisburg is the 'City of Love'"
"Come on -- Amtrak engineers run around naked in the woods all the time"
"Uh...a bear stole my pants?"
"I always get aroused after browsing through the Skymall catalog"
"So we can't fly drunk or have sex -- what is this, Russia?"
No number 3 -- writer still playing Grand Theft Auto 4 on XBox -- will try very hard to have jokes tomorrow
"Airline lost my clothes"
"I thought it was a layover"
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"Always wanted to join the '0 mile high club'"

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"Trying to win 10 grand on 'The FAA's Funniest Home Videos'"

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"We were just frisking each other for security"

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"I was only inviting her to check out my cockpit"

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"I was just implementing some thrust"

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